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30.5s
There's something I've been meaning to tell you, Heather. What's that? It's gonna sound really bad, but, uh, I want you to know. You see, uh, I'm a virgin, and, uh... Well, me, Kevin, Jim and Finch were... We all made this pact... that we would lose our virginity... before high school was over, and tonight is supposed to be the night that we all do it.
American Pie
22.8s
Yeah! Yeah, let's hear it. Okay, well, this one time at band camp, we were playing this game. I don't know if you know it, but it's called "Spin the Bottle." And I had to kiss this guy named Mark Wander on the lips. And-And he plays trombone... So how do you want to be? Like... how do you want to do it?
American Pie
16.2s
I was being selfish and majorly insensitive. I'm a... I'm a total idiot. I mean, a fool, a buffoon. I think shithead really says it. You know what? You're right. I'm a shithead, and I want to make it up to you. You know what? You're right. I'm a shithead, and I want to make it up to you. Oh, yeah? How? Oh, yeah? How?
American Pie
32.6s
- Did I miss anything? - No. You are just in time. - Oh. Ohh! - This is incredible. Oh, my God! This is too much. Oh, did you see? Oh, there that goes. Oh, geez. God bless the Internet. - Ai-yi-yi. - Do it. Take it off. Oh, my God. Oh, thank you, God, for this wonderful, wonderful day. - She takes her vitamins. - # And it is way too unhealthy # # Often they've typically ## Stop hyperventilating.
American Pie
47.9s
Huddle up! Come on! Okay. All right, all right! - Good hustle, guys. - Good hustle. But you can still lose. You all saw what happened to Oz out there. I don't want to ever see any of you thinking you're gonna score. You don't score until you score. - Until you score. - That's right, baby! It all boils down to today. For you seniors, this marks the culmination... - of the past four years. - Culmination. I want you to think about what this means to you. Do you guys wanna look back on your days at East... and know that you used the time you had? - Hell, yeah! - You do!
American Pie
26s
- So you're going to Michigan next year? - Yeah. My parents want me to go to Northwestern, but... I don't wanna write all those extra essays they make you do. I mean, how am I supposed to know what my "most emotionally significant moment" was? So when my "U" of "M" acceptance came in December, I just said the hell with it. - Onions? - What? You, uh, want onions? Oh, no, thank you.
American Pie