I don't know cause... Ah, another failure! Well, what are you laughing at Stu? I was laughing with the group. - Yep, that's good. - Good answer! - That's good, yeah.
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- No, that's not the point though... - Yeah, no, I know, I know... It's not a flat meeting about how cool you are. - I do my flat chores. - No, you don't! - Yes, I do - No, that's why we're having the flat-meeting. The point is Deacon that you have not done the dishes for 5 years. Vladislav is right. It's unacceptable to have so many bloody dishes all over this bench like that... I'm so embarrassed when people come over here. Why does it matter?! You bring them over, you kill them!
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That is a good one. I always look round to make sure they're all laughing. Like, if I see one of them is not quite laughing I'll be like, 'Hey!' 'You laughing?', and often I'll test you. - What are you laughing at, Justin? - Hey? - What are you laughing at now? - Just then? - Yeah, yeah, but what? Oh, I don't know. Ah, test failed! Test failed! You're laughing now. What are you laughing at now though?
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He's such a dick.
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Um, what? Doesn't seem like... are, are you a virgin? - Yes. - Um, no. - [I knew it.]
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I will go and prepare dinner.
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No way. I was out of there.
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You know, someone that bleeds a lot. Yep.
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He tells me what to do, I do it.
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... and if you were a Nazi vampire...
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Perhaps a guy?
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Uh, there was a girl. Human girl. And... ... I... ... thought she was fantastic. She was... ... absolutely amazing. I was smitten. Her family emigrated to New Zealand. And, I thought, 'you know what, to hell with it. I'm gonna go. I'm going to chase her and tell her how I feel.' I told my servant Phillip, 'Send me to New Zealand.' He... ... put the wrong postage on my coffin. So the whole journey took about 18 months.
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And when I got here, she had... ... found someone else.
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It's quite shocking down here, Nick. Look, here's our sweet Petyr. - Fuck! - Burnt to a sizzle.
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- Hey guys! Being bitten as a little boy or a little girl you're always going to look the same age. What are you doing tonight? Are you going to kill some perverts? - Yeah, we're meeting a pedophile. - Cool. Okay, let's just go to Big Kumara. - Have a good night, guys! - Yeah, you have a good night, bye. The Big Kumara is vampire owned and operated, and so we can always get in. It's the hottest night spot for vampires in Wellington. - Come on in, guys, come on in. - Thank you. Thanks.
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I don't know, if you know that the Nazi's lost... ... that war. If you were a Nazi, after the war...