And who's at that table? Oh, no, no, no. We call them the Plastics 'cause they're shiny, fake and hard. Yeah, that's Gretchen Wieners. She knows everything about everybody. That's why her hair's so big. It's full of secrets. And that's Karen Shetty. She's the dumbest person you'll ever meet. I once saw her put a D in the word "orange."
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Do any of these feel like your people? I don't think so. Hmm... You know what might be cute for her? What, Grade Grubbers? No, I was gonna say Theater Mess.
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Your Classic Burnouts.
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Your Corny Horny Band Freaks.
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Get out of the toilet! Mkay. You just need to find your clique and commit to it. You have your Jocks.
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I have your lunch!
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Bitch. Wow. You're really gonna get noticed around here.
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I actually don't know. We've never been asked that question before. Could she? We are very exclusive, but I think we can make an exception.
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Hi. I'm Janis. And je m'appelle Sasha Fierce. This is Damian. He is almost too gay to function. But I push through. I manage. Hi. We've been watching you all day. You're a mess. So we volunteer to amplify your lunch experience. Yeah, what Damian is saying is we will help you, Caddy. Thanks so much. Um... it's Cady. Yeah. I'm gonna call you Caddy.
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Why don't I know you? I'm new. I just moved here from Kenya. Shut up. Shut up! I didn't say anything. You're, like, really pretty. Thanks. So you agree? You think you're really pretty? Oh, I don't know. You're an international student. That is so fetch. What is "fetch"? It's like slang from an old movie. Juno, I think. Have you ever touched a tiger? Uh, no, those aren't indigenous to Kenya. 'Cause that's one of my life goals. To not touch a tiger. Hey, new girl! You want to see a trick? I can guess any girl's bra size. All you got to do is jump one time. Ew, Jason! Do me. Oh, my God, Jason. You do not come to a party at my house with Gretchen and then skeeze on the new girl right in front of me. Do you want to have sex with him? Oh, uh... no, thank you. Okay, then it's settled. Jason, no one thinks you're funny. Okay? And this thing you're doing where you lower your voice when you talk is making people really sad. Excuse me, anyone who would like Jason Weems to go back to his normal speaking voice, please raise your hand.
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♪ My name is Regina George ♪ ♪ And I am a massive deal ♪ ♪ Fear me, love me ♪ ♪ Stand and stare at me ♪ ♪ And these? ♪ ♪ These are real ♪ ♪ I've got money and looks ♪ ♪ I am, like, drunk with power ♪ ♪ This whole school Humps my leg ♪ ♪ Like a Chihuahua ♪ ♪ I'm the prettiest poison You've ever seen ♪ ♪ That filter you use Looks just like me ♪ ♪ My name is Regina George ♪ ♪ And I am a massive deal ♪ ♪ I don't care who you are ♪ ♪ I don't care ♪ ♪ How you feel ♪ You. Yeah, you. Come here.
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Are you okay in there? Uh, yes. 'Cause you've been in there a very long time. We're concerned you're either doing drugs or having a toilet baby.
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God, you are so lucky you have us to guide you. What are you doing after school today? I want to give you some shoes.
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What kind of shoes? I have no idea. I guess, um, something fancier than these?
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Can you give us some privacy for a sec? Oh. Yeah, sure.
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We should help you.
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Yeah.
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So, have you seen any guys you think are cute yet?