We should go downstairs. No, no, no, sit down. I'm amazing.
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♪ With the apex predator! ♪ ♪ Will she braid your hair? Will she eat your heart? ♪ ♪ How can you outsmart ♪ ♪ The apex predator? ♪ ♪ The apex predator? ♪ ♪ The apex predator! ♪
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♪ Don't be fooled by the pink ♪ ♪ She is not playing dolls ♪ ♪ She is stalking the halls For the thrill of the kill ♪ ♪ Every person in school Is aware of her stare ♪ ♪ When she tosses her hair They go perfectly still ♪ ♪ All their eyes say "Don't attack me" ♪ ♪ Watch them sweat And pant and shake ♪ ♪ Every food chain Has its acme ♪ ♪ Regina George eats steak ♪ ♪ She's the queen of beasts She can smell your fear ♪ ♪ In this biosphere She's the apex predator ♪ ♪ Like a lioness ♪ ♪ Only with less fur Do not mess with her ♪ ♪ She's the apex predator ♪
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I remember this. It was the week they took all of our phones away.
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Thank you, Caddy. It's Cady. Cady, hi. I'm Ms. Norbury. I'll be your homeroom teacher. This is your roster. I see I also have you for A.P. Calculus. You must have had excellent teachers at your old school. Oh, I was homeschooled. Homeschooled? Oh, that's a fun way to take jobs from my union. No, I'm joking. It's fine. Ah. Um, do you think you can follow this schedule? Yeah, I think so. Okay, you're gonna be moving from class to class with each...
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Cady. Comment tu t'appelles? Je m'appelle Cady. Incorrecte! You have to pick a French name. All the French people I know just call me Cady. Just say Marie.
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That's it.
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And who's at that table? Oh, no, no, no. We call them the Plastics 'cause they're shiny, fake and hard. Yeah, that's Gretchen Wieners. She knows everything about everybody. That's why her hair's so big. It's full of secrets. And that's Karen Shetty. She's the dumbest person you'll ever meet. I once saw her put a D in the word "orange."
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Do any of these feel like your people? I don't think so. Hmm... You know what might be cute for her? What, Grade Grubbers? No, I was gonna say Theater Mess.
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Your Classic Burnouts.
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Your Corny Horny Band Freaks.
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Get out of the toilet! Mkay. You just need to find your clique and commit to it. You have your Jocks.
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I have your lunch!
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Bitch. Wow. You're really gonna get noticed around here.
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I actually don't know. We've never been asked that question before. Could she? We are very exclusive, but I think we can make an exception.
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Hi. I'm Janis. And je m'appelle Sasha Fierce. This is Damian. He is almost too gay to function. But I push through. I manage. Hi. We've been watching you all day. You're a mess. So we volunteer to amplify your lunch experience. Yeah, what Damian is saying is we will help you, Caddy. Thanks so much. Um... it's Cady. Yeah. I'm gonna call you Caddy.
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Why don't I know you? I'm new. I just moved here from Kenya. Shut up. Shut up! I didn't say anything. You're, like, really pretty. Thanks. So you agree? You think you're really pretty? Oh, I don't know. You're an international student. That is so fetch. What is "fetch"? It's like slang from an old movie. Juno, I think. Have you ever touched a tiger? Uh, no, those aren't indigenous to Kenya. 'Cause that's one of my life goals. To not touch a tiger. Hey, new girl! You want to see a trick? I can guess any girl's bra size. All you got to do is jump one time. Ew, Jason! Do me. Oh, my God, Jason. You do not come to a party at my house with Gretchen and then skeeze on the new girl right in front of me. Do you want to have sex with him? Oh, uh... no, thank you. Okay, then it's settled. Jason, no one thinks you're funny. Okay? And this thing you're doing where you lower your voice when you talk is making people really sad. Excuse me, anyone who would like Jason Weems to go back to his normal speaking voice, please raise your hand.