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Listen, lady, don't try any mind games. Batman is a permanent Bat-chelor. Can you imagine if having a family with someone I loved healed some of my darkest trauma? Barf. There is no way I'm marrying you. Well, of course not. Oh. Uh... Yeah, but you said that... I wanted to marry you? No, no, no, honey. I was just saying that to make the person I actually wanna marry jealous. Good. So, I guess we're done here or... Marry Batman. That's a good one. You funny. Yeah. And, um... Out of curiosity, why wouldn't you wanna marry me? Just, you know, again, purely for curiosity sake. Oh, I don't go for guys like you. What do you mean, guys like me? Oh, great. More singing. Right on time. Listen, Bruce. - Who's Bruce? - It's nothin' personal. It's just... ♪ I've dated Men like you before ♪ ♪ And you're just Not my type ♪ ♪ My type ♪ ♪ Never around during the day Only come out at night ♪ - ♪ That's late ♪ - ♪ Emotionally wounded ♪ - ♪ Dark and brooding All the time ♪ - Boo-hoo. ♪ Hanging around with clowns ♪ ♪ I don't need that In my life ♪ ♪ I ain't Selina Kyle ♪ ♪ I ain't no Vicki Vale ♪ ♪ I was never into you ♪ ♪ Even when you were Christian Bale ♪ I'm more of a Keaton guy myself. Ooh, I loved him as Beetlejuice. ♪ I'm just not into Gotham City guys ♪ Oh, yeah, we're flawed, but that's what makes us so relatable. ♪ I'm just not into guys Who can't fly ♪ I can fly. The Batwing can fly. ♪ Rich boys with gadgets Are not my type ♪ What is your type? ♪ Kryptonian men Are my kryptonite ♪ Gross! ♪ I'm just not into Gotham City guys ♪ So what? You dig Superman. I don't care. But, like, listen up. ♪ You're clearly Just confused ♪ ♪ Gotham dudes are the best ♪ ♪ We have deep, manly voices ♪ ♪ And insanely ripped pecs ♪ ♪ We're Affleck-level hot ♪ ♪ And we're Oprah-level rich ♪ ♪ With George Clooney-level charm ♪ ♪ And Val Kilmer lips ♪ ♪ We worked for our powers 'Cause we're self-made men ♪ ♪ We didn't just get them From the sun ♪ ♪ Like an entitled alien ♪
The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part
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Now, you disconnect the shield, and I'll blow up the temple. And I'll get my ship. We've got no time to lose, because... It's 5:00 p.m. "The union of Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi and Bruce Margolis Batman." I will say it is nice that you have a vegan option, but we're gonna have to reprint these all in black. - Bam! - I like it. And instead of releasing doves, how about bats? Ta-da! Sweet! I got an idea. What if, instead of throwing a bouquet, if I throw a batarang, and whoever's chest it lodges in is the next to get married? Love it, babe. I did not expect this to be so much fun. Who would've thought that this incorrigible gadabout would ever tie the knot? People change. I change, like, every five seconds. Like this, boom. Oh. Uh-huh. I mean, this morning I was all alone. Living in a giant palace with only a fussy British servant, and no one who could really relate to me. I can really relate to that. But along the way, it got real. So, so real. Look at us, two different worlds. Two people who just need someone who understands us... To find real happiness. - Whoa! Jinx. - Jinx! Jinx. And final jinx. Oh, you're so jinxed, both of you, aren't you? So, let's stop this forever. Have you been here the whole time? Yeah. And I'm sad about it.
The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part