Duration: 2m14s

Listen, lady, don't try any mind games. Batman is a permanent Bat-chelor. Can you imagine if having a family with someone I loved healed some of my darkest trauma? Barf. There is no way I'm marrying you. Well, of course not. Oh. Uh... Yeah, but you said that... I wanted to marry you? No, no, no, honey. I was just saying that to make the person I actually wanna marry jealous. Good. So, I guess we're done here or... Marry Batman. That's a good one. You funny. Yeah. And, um... Out of curiosity, why wouldn't you wanna marry me? Just, you know, again, purely for curiosity sake. Oh, I don't go for guys like you. What do you mean, guys like me? Oh, great. More singing. Right on time. Listen, Bruce. - Who's Bruce? - It's nothin' personal. It's just... ♪ I've dated Men like you before ♪ ♪ And you're just Not my type ♪ ♪ My type ♪ ♪ Never around during the day Only come out at night ♪ - ♪ That's late ♪ - ♪ Emotionally wounded ♪ - ♪ Dark and brooding All the time ♪ - Boo-hoo. ♪ Hanging around with clowns ♪ ♪ I don't need that In my life ♪ ♪ I ain't Selina Kyle ♪ ♪ I ain't no Vicki Vale ♪ ♪ I was never into you ♪ ♪ Even when you were Christian Bale ♪ I'm more of a Keaton guy myself. Ooh, I loved him as Beetlejuice. ♪ I'm just not into Gotham City guys ♪ Oh, yeah, we're flawed, but that's what makes us so relatable. ♪ I'm just not into guys Who can't fly ♪ I can fly. The Batwing can fly. ♪ Rich boys with gadgets Are not my type ♪ What is your type? ♪ Kryptonian men Are my kryptonite ♪ Gross! ♪ I'm just not into Gotham City guys ♪ So what? You dig Superman. I don't care. But, like, listen up. ♪ You're clearly Just confused ♪ ♪ Gotham dudes are the best ♪ ♪ We have deep, manly voices ♪ ♪ And insanely ripped pecs ♪ ♪ We're Affleck-level hot ♪ ♪ And we're Oprah-level rich ♪ ♪ With George Clooney-level charm ♪ ♪ And Val Kilmer lips ♪ ♪ We worked for our powers 'Cause we're self-made men ♪ ♪ We didn't just get them From the sun ♪ ♪ Like an entitled alien ♪