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Hey, Becca. Hey, hold up. - Oh, hey. - Hey. Hi. Did you hear about the party tonight? Yeah. Yeah, I just heard. It sounds awesome. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going. - Really? - Yeah, I'm gonna go. That's why I came looking for you. Me and the guys are gonna go to a liquor store. And I just thought, you know... ...if you needed someone to get you yours, I could do that. I could be that person. Yeah. Yeah, no, that would be great. That would save me such a hassle, because I was gonna beg my sister. Could you get me, like, a bottle of Goldslick Vodka? Yeah. That's the one with the little golden flakes in it? - Yeah. The girly one. - That's classy. Well, I'll pay you back at the party. No, you won't. No, it's my treat, miss. - Really? - Yep. That's that. It's the first of many too, so get used to it, sister. Well, thank you. Yeah, no problem.
Superbad
37.9s
No. You don't wanna meet a chick in a bar, man. Seriously. That was a turning point in my life, when I realized that. You gotta go to other places. You gotta go to a spin class, a farmers' market... ...pumpkin patch, given the time of year. Just somewhere social, non-threatening. - You know, something like that. - Yeah, I met the missus at paintball. Yeah, I shot her in the neck. And we just... And we just hit it off, you know. My first wife... Who is a whore, by the way. - Where do you think I met her? A bar. A bar. - It was this bar. - It was this bar. Yeah, it was this bar.
Superbad
35.9s
- Fuck no, man! I hate Becca. - Why, man? Fine, Evan. Here it comes. When I was a little kid, I kind of had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal. Something like 8 percent of kids do it, but whatever. It's... For some reason, I don't know why, I would just kind of sit around all day... ...and draw pictures of dicks. What? Draw pictures of dicks. Dicks? Like a man dick? Yeah. Like a man dick.
Superbad
43.3s
Evan, hey. Evie, come here. Can you please help me up? I fell down and none of these assholes will help me up. - Shit. - Becca. I have been waiting for you for, like, ever. - What took you so long? - I know, it... - Do you have my Goldslick? - No, I can't even... It's such a crazy story, okay? - I swear I was try... - It doesn't even matter. Look. Look what we... We can just drink this. - Here. You could have a drink. - Oh, no. - I'm already pretty wasted. - Take a drink. Okay, here's to you. This is to Becca. To Becca. - To the respecting... - Guys. - Women. To people respecting women. Okay. Yeah.
Superbad
1m6s
I'm gonna be totally honest with you. I have a warrant out for a totally nonviolent crime. Okay? There. Mercy Street, guys. I'll be honest with you for a second. You better get us a shitload of cash or a shitload of alcohol... ...or you're going to fucking prison. What are you doing, man? You don't need to... No, let's not... Let's hang on a second here. - Cough it up. - Fine. Don't know if we should be doing anything official. We're working together. It's like Let's Make a Deal. Here we go. Seven bucks? Are you fucking serious? This isn't enough. What are you, a 6-year-old? - It's all I have, man. It's all I have. - You better think of something quickly. - My back! My back. Cops, my back. - No, no, no. Wait, don't do that. All right, listen. I can get you alcohol. I'm going over to this party right now, bro. Okay? It's got booze, it's got girls. Booze and girls equals... I don't know. Do you? I don't know. Do you? - I think you do. Do you? - Yes. That's a definite yes. Definite yes, then. - Give me one sec to talk to him. - Stay right here. Yeah, yeah. Do what you gotta do. Mix it over. I'll be over by the car. Just talk it out. Hey, I'm a nice guy.
Superbad