Duration: 37.9s

No. You don't wanna meet a chick in a bar, man. Seriously. That was a turning point in my life, when I realized that. You gotta go to other places. You gotta go to a spin class, a farmers' market... ...pumpkin patch, given the time of year. Just somewhere social, non-threatening. - You know, something like that. - Yeah, I met the missus at paintball. Yeah, I shot her in the neck. And we just... And we just hit it off, you know. My first wife... Who is a whore, by the way. - Where do you think I met her? A bar. A bar. - It was this bar. - It was this bar. Yeah, it was this bar.