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Because all I want all any mom wants is for their kids to have an amazing Christmas. ♪ Can't love me like you ♪ ♪ L-O-V-E ♪♪ That said, Christmas is an insane amount of work. First, you have to buy gifts for every human being you've ever met. I gave my coffee guy a scented candle this year. Why did I do that? Then, you have to decorate your house which, clearly, I suck at. I'm doing the best I can, Charmaine! Then, you have to go to all your kids' Christmas shows which are...
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Christmas is by far the most stressful time of the year for moms. There are a million things to do. And you have to do them all perfectly or else you will never forgive yourself. And more importantly, neither will your kids. I literally feel like the worst mom in the world right now.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Do you think that was funny, Hank? What if I changed out your heart pills? - Would that be funny, too? - Oh, Jesus, babe. I can't believe A-Amy is actually intent on ruining Christmas this year. I'm gonna have to redouble my efforts. Or you could stop fighting with her and we could just have a nice Christmas. Do you think I enjoy fighting with my daughter, Hank? - Yeah! Oh. - Because I don't. I'm just trying to give my grandchildren the amazing Christmas that they deserve. This is their first Christmas without their father. And if it is perfect they will know that things are gonna be okay. But if our daughter throws a half-assed Christmas it will rattle the kids, and they could descend into a spiral of fear, depression and drugs. Okay. But the kids looked really happy tonight. They would have been happier at the "Russian Nutcracker," Hank. My way of doing Christmas is enchanting and magical. And Amy's way of doing Christmas is lazy and embarrassing. And my way is better, and my way will win. Because my way will always win. Well, I'm just glad this is all about the kids. Hank, I am Amy's mother and it is my job to push her to be the best mother she possibly can be. Trust me, someday she will thank me in an inspirational speech at some large public venue.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Oh, my God. His face is in her tits. Wait. Mom. Mom, no motorboating! - We talked about this. - Alright. - It's about to get weird. - It's game time. - Oh, you look great! - That's my mom. - That's your mom? - Yeah, that's my mom. - Your mom? - Yeah. Oh, my God, it's a pleasure. You have such a lovely daughter. I know.
A Bad Moms Christmas