It's a terrible idea. I mean, you got the economy. You got the credit bubble, the Supreme Court. I mean, look at Haiti.
Ted
9.7s
It doesn't sound very mellow. Well, he only had three other batches. "Gorilla Panic," "They're Coming, They're Coming," and something called, "This is Permanent." Go on, spark it up.
Ted
5.8s
I know I didn't take our relationship seriously but, Lori, I do love you more than life itself.
Ted
1.8s
Sometimes you don't.
Ted
4.4s
Wow, you can really move. You like that, huh? Check this shit out.
Ted
1.3s
(GUESTS CHEERING)
Ted
1.3s
(PANTING)
Ted
7.3s
Just like in the movie. Yes. Get over here right now. Fuck, I can%! I'm with Lori here. I'm already on probation.
Ted
5.4s
These were John Lennon's glasses. They're worth, like, a million dollars. That's me and Tom Skerritt.
Ted
2.8s
TED: Stick your finger in the loop of my tag.
Ted
2s
All right, easy. Come on, Ted.
Ted
1.2s
(GROANS)
Ted
1.2s
Hey.
Ted
1.2s
(COUGHING)
Ted
5.2s
And you better never show your face around Quincy, you hear me? Okay, come on. Ever! I didn't know you had a baby. Is it alive?
Ted
1.7s
You're mine, Ted!
Ted
1.4s
Forever.
Ted
2.9s
Uh-huh. And if I don't get the job, are we still going to smoke that pot?