You can put the ring in her ass, let her fart it out. (THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
Ted
4.3s
This song always reminds me of the most important night of my life.
Ted
13.6s
Glad to hear it. Because in a month, my life could be your life. A cushy, $38,000-a-year branch manager who's personal friends with Tom Skerritt. Not a bad life, is it?
Ted
17.3s
So, where are John and Teddy today? Well, let me put it this way. No matter how big a splash you make in this world, whether you're Corey Feldman, Frankie Muniz, Justin Bieber, or a talking teddy bear, eventually, nobody gives a shit.
Ted
3.4s
This is how everybody sang in the '90s. (SINGING)
Ted
6.9s
Rex, I don't think it's smart. I'm an asshole, I know that. It worked for me in high school, and it's been a reflex ever since.
Ted
5.5s
Welcome home. Yeah, it's kind of funny, actually. I got a lot of pictures of you guys at my house.
Ted
3.5s
Baby, I don't know if this is going to work. Please, just try.
Ted
1.7s
Hey, how are you holding up?
Ted
1.2s
I'm in trouble.
Ted
1.5s
Yes! He did it!
Ted
1.4s
I'm coming.
Ted
1.5s
Sorry.
Ted
15.4s
Well, hello there. Sorry if I'm interrupting any private girl-talk about Channing Tatum's index finger. But, Lori, I need to see you in my office. Yeah, the thing is, Rex, I have a lot of work I need to get to... Oh, this is work, I swear. (SIGHS) Great.
