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You were my thunder buddy for life.

Ted 2

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You son of a bitch! That was fucking classic! Wait, wait, wait. This is payback because I made you think that I was retarded! You made me think you were retarded! Oh! Well done! Well done, man. High five. (LAUGHING) High five. What the fuck is going on? What's going on, is this guy just won the bullshit comedy blue ribbon. You are the fucking greatest, man. Holy shit!

Ted 2

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You were my thunder buddy.

Ted 2

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Goodbye, John.

Ted 2

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You just can't help but sing along.

Ted 2

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Johnny. Johnny, wake up!

Ted 2

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Get off me!

Ted 2

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Hey, 2O bucks I can toss a Cookie Crisp into his ass crack. Wait, let me try. I used to pitch for the softball team at Arizona State. Oh, yeah? Was your mascot a broken condom?

Ted 2

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But if we suddenly decide to share that gift, where does that lead us?

Ted 2

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John, please wake up.

Ted 2

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He didn't make it.

Ted 2

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We have a Code Blue in Room 134! What does that mean? I'm sorry. You three are gonna have to wait outside. What the hell is going on? Is he gonna be okay? The doctors will do everything they can, but I need you to go to the waiting area now, please. Excuse me, excuse me. What's the status? He was stable a minute ago and now he's unresponsive. The monitor says he's in asystole. He's not breathing, no pulse. Start compressions. Prepare to intubate. Give him a milligram of epinephrine.

Ted 2

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Guy? I thought that was you. What's happening, man? Hey, Rick! It is Ted. Hey, how you doing?

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What?

Ted 2

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Something's wrong. What's going on? What's happening to him? Mr. Bennett? John?

Ted 2

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TED: So, uh, basically that's it. We need a sperm donor.

Ted 2

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Johnny?

Ted 2

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Johnny, come on.

Ted 2

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You were my thunder buddy for life.

You were my thunder buddy.

Goodbye, John.

You just can't help but sing along.

Johnny. Johnny, wake up!

Get off me!

Hey, 2O bucks I can toss a Cookie Crisp into his ass crack. Wait, let me try. I used to pitch for the softball team at Arizona State. Oh, yeah? Was your mascot a broken condom?

But if we suddenly decide to share that gift, where does that lead us?

John, please wake up.

He didn't make it.

Guy? I thought that was you. What's happening, man? Hey, Rick! It is Ted. Hey, how you doing?

What?

Something's wrong. What's going on? What's happening to him? Mr. Bennett? John?

TED: So, uh, basically that's it. We need a sperm donor.

Johnny?

Johnny, come on.