He talks! (JOHN'S DAD LAUGHS) I'm going to name you Teddy.
Ted
1.2s
What?
Ted
6s
And he knew that if he ever found that friend, he would never let him go.
Ted
3.7s
I guess I didn't think about that. Well, that's... It's a factor.
Ted
12.8s
It was Christmas Eve, and all the children were in high spirits. That special time of year when Boston children gather together and beat up the Jewish kids. Hey, Greenbaum!
Ted
1.2s
YOU did it.
Ted
15s
NARRATOR: John became instantly attached to Teddy. There was something about that bear that made him feel as if he finally had a friend with whom he could share his deepest secrets. RECORDED TOY VOICE: I love you!
Ted
8.1s
NARRATOR: Now, if there's one thing you can be sure of, it's that nothing is more powerful than a young boy's wish.
Ted
2.2s
You know what? Fuck you. I don't even want to talk to you.
Ted
1.2s
Tom Skerritt.
Ted
1.5s
(YELLING INDISTINCTLY)
Ted
8.5s
(SIGHS) Look, John loves you very much, more than anything in the world, and he's falling to fucking pieces without you.
Ted
5.5s
I guess this is it, huh? Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. First night on your own.
Ted
7.1s
You kind of just reworded my joke, but, uh... (CHUCKLES) How was work? It was fine. How's your dickhead boss?
Ted
37.8s
I don't know. I dig chicks, man. I don't remember any of it. I was so fucked up. I might be gay, I don't know. Do you mind covering for me for a bit? I might go lay down in the john. Hey, buddies. Where is it hanging? Hey, Alix, what's up? You get in the club last night? I didn't get in because the bouncer was douche-face. But I made friends in the line. That's good, I guess. Hey, guys, anybody know a nice restaurant, like something where they give out free bubblegum in the bathrooms? For what? Lori and I have been dating four years tomorrow. I want to take her someplace really nice. Aw, congratulations, John. GUY: You guys have been going out for four years? My longest relationship was like six months and then she farted in her sleep. I'm like, "I'm out of here, man." I was gone before she woke up.
Ted
1.2s
Ugh!
Ted
4.2s
All the children were opening their gifts with holiday glee.
Ted
6.7s
Hey, GUYS, can I play? Get out of here, Bennett. Get lost, Bennett! Get out of here, Bennett! Yeah, Bennett get lost.
