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Tom Skerritt.

Ted

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What?

Ted

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What, like anal? No, like a fucking circular gold thing on her finger. Oh, fuck that! It's been four years, Johnny. You and me have been together for 27 years. Where's my ring? Where's my ring, asshole? Where's my ring, motherfucker? Stop it. Come on! Put it on my fuzzy finger, you fuck! Come on! (LAUGHS) All right, knock it off! All right, I'm just saying. But do you think she might be expecting me to make that kind of a move? No, I don't think she is. And, not only that, it's the wrong time.

Ted

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It's a terrible idea. I mean, you got the economy. You got the credit bubble, the Supreme Court. I mean, look at Haiti.

Ted

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TED: Hey, Lori, can you set the alarm for 11:00 a.m.? I've got a lot of stuff to do tomorrow.

Ted

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Come on, nobody's expecting anybody to propose. I mean, marriage isn't...

Ted

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I guess I didn't think about that. Well, that's... It's a factor.

Ted

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WOMAN: Good morning, Lori. Good morning.

Ted

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Ha-ha. No, just you homos. Whoa! Whoa!

Ted

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You Italian? No.

Ted

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Why?

Ted

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Thunder buddies for life, right, Johnny? Fucking right. Let's sing the thundersong. All right. BOTH: (SINGING) When you hear the sound of thunder Don't you get too scared Just grab your thunder buddy And say these magic words Fuck you, thunder You can suck my dick You can't get me, thunder 'Cause you're just God's farts (BOTH IMITATE FARTING)

Ted

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I can see that. (SIGHS) Listen, speaking of classy, Ciao Bella is a really expensive restaurant. So, we can go anywhere else tomorrow. I really don't care, as long as we're together.

Ted

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Cristal. It's a special night. We've been dating for four years. And hey, all those rich black people can't be wrong, right? (LAUGHING)

Ted

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I don't understand. Thirty-five years old and you're still scared of a little thunder. I am not! (EXCLAIMING FEARFULLY)

Ted

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Are you kidding me? No, no, no. Four years, we've been going out. I'm taking you to the best place in town.

Ted

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No, I can't do that. That would devastate him. Besides, what if he chose Ted?

Ted

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LORI: Oh!

Ted

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Tom Skerritt.

What?

It's a terrible idea. I mean, you got the economy. You got the credit bubble, the Supreme Court. I mean, look at Haiti.

TED: Hey, Lori, can you set the alarm for 11:00 a.m.? I've got a lot of stuff to do tomorrow.

Come on, nobody's expecting anybody to propose. I mean, marriage isn't...

I guess I didn't think about that. Well, that's... It's a factor.

WOMAN: Good morning, Lori. Good morning.

Ha-ha. No, just you homos. Whoa! Whoa!

You Italian? No.

Why?

I can see that. (SIGHS) Listen, speaking of classy, Ciao Bella is a really expensive restaurant. So, we can go anywhere else tomorrow. I really don't care, as long as we're together.

Cristal. It's a special night. We've been dating for four years. And hey, all those rich black people can't be wrong, right? (LAUGHING)

I don't understand. Thirty-five years old and you're still scared of a little thunder. I am not! (EXCLAIMING FEARFULLY)

Are you kidding me? No, no, no. Four years, we've been going out. I'm taking you to the best place in town.

No, I can't do that. That would devastate him. Besides, what if he chose Ted?

LORI: Oh!