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Now, I have to give you an ouch.
Ted
I don't know, I got fucking wasted last night. My phone says I texted someone at 3:15, asking them to beat me up.
Ted
So, work's good? Everything good, there? Yeah. Yeah, work's good.
Ted
"Michelob Ultra Tuscan Orange Grapefruit." My God, America is imploding.
Ted
Teddy Rux-fucking-pin!
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Holy shit. Sorry. Somebody had to go Joan Crawford on that kid.
Ted
I gotta cut out for a bit. Lori tried to break up a dog fight and I guess she got hurt pretty bad.
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Jesus fucking Christ! I said a bad word one time.
Ted
And I just hope that maybe we can still be friends.
Ted
He's waiting down at Charlie's right now. So, if you go down there and just talk to him I'll be gone when you get back.
Ted
Okay, here's a test to see how much you actually care about me.
Ted
ROBERT: No! You can't have my teddy bear!
Ted
Screw you, pal. I belong to John Bennett. But I can give you love, and rocking horses, and dancing.
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