Go. Take Columbus to Herald and get on the expressway.
Ted
2.7s
Whoa, whoa! Stop, stop! That's them, turn around!
Ted
2.2s
I know, sir, I'm sorry. It wasn't my fault.
Ted
7.5s
I know. And we'll hang out all the time, right? All the time. Fuck it. Bring it in. Come here. Bring it in, you bastard. Come on.
Ted
4.4s
All right, Kareem! (GLASS SHATTERING) Ah! You suck, Kareem.
Ted
4s
Oh, I'm okay. If I get raped, it'll be my fault for what I'm wearing.
Ted
2.7s
God, there are some fucked-up fish out there.
Ted
2s
All right, easy. Come on, Ted.
Ted
1.4s
Hey.
Ted
34.2s
Hey, Johnny, how about a beer? A couple of Charles Brew-kowskis? Couple of Brew-stoyevskis? Maybe a Mike Brew-gaslowski? Perhaps a Tedy Brew-ski? That's a good one. You know what, I think I, too, want a Martina Navrati-brewski. No, that doesn't work. Don't ruin it. No. Bullshit! That totally works. TED: No, no. Yeah, it does. It doesn't work. The name has to have a "ski" at the end of it and you just put "brewski" at the end of "Martina Navratilova," so... I just thought we were saying funny names. No, it has to have a "ski" at the end of it. Otherwise, where's the challenge? If there's no "ski" at the end of the root word then we would just be idiots saying nonsense.
Ted
6.6s
You coming down? Yeah, I don't feel so good. Give it a couple of hours. You'll be golden, Ponyboy.
Ted
2.2s
I'm going to have sex with your girlfriend.
Ted
3.2s
I am so fake-happy for her.
Ted
1.8s
How's work? It sucks.
Ted
1.2s
Who are you?
Ted
2.1s
TED: Yeah, see, there's the guy.
Ted
5s
Having discovered at last, that all they really needed was each other.
Ted
7.2s
He's a bear. Got it. Oh, my God! This house is fucking huge! I know. Try not to get lost. Come on in.
