I'm sorry, little guy, but my bear isn't for sale. See, I've had him since I was about your age. He's very, very special to me. Stand up straight when you're talking to me.
Ted
7.1s
Uh... Hi, my name is John Bennett, and this is for Lori Collins.
Ted
13.5s
He knows he screwed up huge but you've got to believe me it wasn't all his fault. I told him to bail on you that night at Rex's and he said, "No." He said "no," he was going to stay there with you, and I twisted his arm, Lori.
Ted
1.7s
(GROANING)
Ted
6.2s
For some reason I thought you were going to be taller. I thought you were going to be funnier. (AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
Ted
4s
Thank you very much, please come again. We have a lot more groceries.
Ted
1.3s
Thanks for coming by.
Ted
1.5s
(BOTTLE TINKLING)
Ted
1.7s
(THUNDER CRASHING) (SCREAMS)
Ted
1.8s
I got to go.
Ted
5.9s
What I meant to say was Ted's very handsome so I'm always interested in meeting the lady that can snatch him up.
Ted
3.8s
(LAUGHS) I'm just kidding you. I thought it would be funny if you thought I was fucking retarded.
Ted
2.1s
Really? Yeah, many times.
Ted
1.4s
(SINGING)
Ted
8.5s
That's the new checkout girl. Don't know her name. Seems cute. Yeah, very cute. Do you know what I'd like to do to her? Something I call a Dirty Fozzie.
