Of course I do, Johnny. "Thunder buddies for life," remember? Jesus! Lori was right. I should have stopped hanging out with you a long time ago. I'm never going to have a life with you around. I'm 35 years old and I'm going nowhere. All I do is smoke pot and watch movies with a teddy-fucking-bear. Because of that, I just lost the love of my life.
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Johnny, there you are. I had to get some air. That guy from your office is in there on the couch making outwith that Van Wilder-looking guy.
Ted
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HEY HEY John, I hope that...“ Listen, I don't want you to think that... (CELL PHONE RINGING)
Ted
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Look, I'm sorry, I messed up... John, I need you out of the apartment tonight.
Ted
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Let's see how well you know these streets.
Ted
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Do you need a lift?
Ted
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Listen, John.
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ALL: Go, go, go!
Ted
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Oh, shit!
Ted
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Marilyn? No. Britney? Tiffany? No. No. Candice? No. Don't fuck with me on this. I know this shit! Do you see me fucking with you? All right, speed round. I'm going to rattle off some names and when I hit it, fucking buzz it. I will tell you. You got me? All right, Brandi, Heather, Channing, Breanna, Amber, Sabrina, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tami, Lauren, Charlene, Chantal, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noelle, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Earline, Claudine, Savannah, Kasey, Dolly, Kendra, Carla, Chloe, Devon, Emmylou. Fucking Becky? No.