John, all you got to do is not fuck up and you get my job when I go to corporate next month. You're the new branch manager. All you've got to do is not fuck up. I realize that. Good.
Ted
7.2s
John! May I speak with you, please? Shit. It's all right, go, go, go. I'll pull out of here. Hi, Thomas, how are you?
Ted
3.5s
I guess I wasn't really prepared for a follow-up question.
Ted
3s
(CHUCKLING) You... you are a... You surprise me.
Ted
3.4s
Is it 9:30? Yeah. Shit, I got to get to work!
Ted
2.5s
Thunder buddies for life.
Ted
1.3s
Hello, Teddy.
Ted
1.2s
What?
Ted
1.4s
I'm not going to let you down, Goose.
Ted
3.7s
Try and be a little more responsible tomorrow. I will, sir, I promise.
Ted
3.2s
I'm gonna dock you for dinging the car and for showing up late today, all right?
Ted
5.1s
I'm going to show you something that I don't like to show people because I don't want them treating me differently.
Ted
37.8s
I don't know. I dig chicks, man. I don't remember any of it. I was so fucked up. I might be gay, I don't know. Do you mind covering for me for a bit? I might go lay down in the john. Hey, buddies. Where is it hanging? Hey, Alix, what's up? You get in the club last night? I didn't get in because the bouncer was douche-face. But I made friends in the line. That's good, I guess. Hey, guys, anybody know a nice restaurant, like something where they give out free bubblegum in the bathrooms? For what? Lori and I have been dating four years tomorrow. I want to take her someplace really nice. Aw, congratulations, John. GUY: You guys have been going out for four years? My longest relationship was like six months and then she farted in her sleep. I'm like, "I'm out of here, man." I was gone before she woke up.
Ted
8.8s
That's bullshit. What about Lori? She's hot. No, Lori's from Pennsylvania. That's not a Boston girl. They're not that bad. See, the fact that you have to say they're not that bad means that they are that bad.
Ted
6.2s
I don't know. Maybe, yeah. Well, do you think you're part of some gay beat-up underworld? Like one of those gay beat-up clubs or something?
Ted
6.4s
And then, at 4:30, I texted the same person saying, "Thanks." And you don't remember it? No, same as last time.
Ted
4.3s
Thank you for choosing Liberty. Drive safely. Thanks. Thanks so much.
Ted
3.8s
I know that. Get out of here, okay? Thank you, sir.
