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I'm going to have sex with your girlfriend.

Ted

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I am so fake-happy for her.

Ted

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You coming down? Yeah, I don't feel so good. Give it a couple of hours. You'll be golden, Ponyboy.

Ted

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(AUDIENCE CONTINUES BOOING)

Ted

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You remember that night, after the club we went and had late-night eggs and waffles until about 5:00 a.m. We watched a movie on the little TV in the diner. Name that movie.

Ted

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Hey, anything for you. This is all part of the new, grown-up adult John Bennett, so you better get used to him. Really?

Ted

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Never mind. Take her to Benihana. John, look, don't you think after four years maybe she's hoping for something more than dinner? Like what? I don't know, but if it were me, I'd be expecting a proposal.

Ted

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So, talk to me, Johnny Quest. How are things with you and Lori? Things are great, actually. That's great. That is great.

Ted

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Ted!

Ted

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I had no idea.

Ted

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NARRATOR: John was just about the happiest boy in the world and he couldn't wait to tell everyone the good news.

Ted

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Oh, my God! Ted!

Ted

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You? You know, not bad actually. I met a girl. She's a cashier. No way, that's awesome! Yeah. Well, we should fucking double-date, or something. You, me and Lori, and what's her name? White trash name. Guess.

Ted

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(KNOCK ON DOOR)

Ted

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I gotta fuck her again.

Ted

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Excuse me.

Ted

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I don't know, I got fucking wasted last night. My phone says I texted someone at 3:15, asking them to beat me up.

Ted

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(GRUNTING)

Ted