You know, if your leg got trapped under a rock I'd chew it off to get you free.
Ted
4.4s
Wow, you can really move. You like that, huh? Check this shit out.
Ted
1.8s
Savior of the universe!
Ted
2.1s
That's pretty much it.
Ted
4.5s
Let me ask you something. You don't think she's going to be expecting something big, do you?
Ted
6.4s
I love you, too. (LAUGHING) And you're nasty. Do you want to get nasty? You're a nasty girl.
Ted
6.3s
And I asked my dad if I could have a magical little teddy bear, too. And he said, "No."
Ted
3.4s
I thank you for saving every one of us. Well, you're welcome.
Ted
2.4s
Lori ever fart in front of you? Yeah.
Ted
2.1s
Thank you for being so honest.
Ted
2.4s
Is that a shit?
Ted
1.2s
(SNARLS)
Ted
19.8s
NARRATOR: Well, it wasn't long before the story of John's little miracle was sweeping the nation. Out of a Boston suburb comes what is, without a doubt, the most incredible story... A young boy's stuffed animal has magically come to life for, as yet, unknown reasons... Look what Jesus did! Look what Jesus did! Look what Jesus did!
Ted
12.9s
Octopussy. (GASPS) Baby! Gold star. And, by the way, my dancing was not that bad. It was pretty bad. I have cool moves. Yeah, so do people with Parkinson's. That's not how I remember it. Okay, how do you remember it?
Ted
7.5s
All I want is... I just want to end on good terms. I owe that to you. I want you to be happy. You deserve that.
Ted
8.1s
Ming? You pay many dollar for wall! This bullshit! This all bullshit! Death to Ming!
