You'll kick me out in five? I will kick you out in five. John, I have to kick you out. I have so much teddy bear paperwork I have to get to, it is sick. What do I tell Thomas? Just tell him you don't feel well.
Ted
1.2s
I'm in trouble.
Ted
15.4s
Well, hello there. Sorry if I'm interrupting any private girl-talk about Channing Tatum's index finger. But, Lori, I need to see you in my office. Yeah, the thing is, Rex, I have a lot of work I need to get to... Oh, this is work, I swear. (SIGHS) Great.
Ted
4.2s
Well, it's not true, okay? I'm a classy broad. (LAUGHING) Yeah.
Ted
2.7s
(FARTING) Finally.
Ted
3s
Teddy Rux-fucking-pin!
Ted
2.7s
You're just like the Baby Jesus.
Ted
12.2s
Can I... Just give me the car keys. Can I please just explain? No. Look, I was... I have given up a huge chunk of my life for you. I was going to stop in for like five minutes and then Flash Gordon... Just give me the car keys.
Ted
1.3s
(COUGHS)
Ted
3.2s
Hey, Ted. Hey, Johnny, what are you doing? You want to come over and catch a buzz?
Ted
5s
And that was a promise that neither one of them ever forgot.
Ted
1.5s
No, it doesn't.
Ted
2.2s
I'm so sorry.
Ted
3.2s
(MOUTHING) Hi. Tom Skerritt.
Ted
3.1s
You get the job, we're celebrating after, okay?
Ted
1.6s
I promise.
Ted
9.6s
Because, "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?" (CHUCKLES) Right? Pink Floyd. Look, the point is, you're blaming me for something that you did to yourself.
