Listen, John and I may have our problems, but at least he tried.
Ted
1.8s
I know you do, Johnny.
Ted
1.4s
Daddy!
Ted
2.3s
TED: Let me out of here, you crazy bastard!
Ted
1.2s
Go! Go!Go!
Ted
2s
Let's see how well you know these streets.
Ted
5.2s
Hey, Johnny! Total T.J. Hooker, right? Yes! Fucking-A right! (LAUGHS)
Ted
18.4s
Hang gm (GASPS)
Ted
12.8s
It was Christmas Eve, and all the children were in high spirits. That special time of year when Boston children gather together and beat up the Jewish kids. Hey, Greenbaum!
Ted
6.8s
Jesus, I look like the robot from Aliens. No, look at me, buddy. I promise, you're going to be okay.
Ted
2.2s
Uh-oh. Get him!
Ted
1.4s
(KIDS YELLING)
Ted
1.2s
(HONKING)
Ted
13.1s
How great is this? The four of us out to dinner. How long have we been saying we were going to... Lori, how you doing? I haven't talked to you in forever. I'm good. I'm good. The company's having their 20th anniversary party next week. So, that's something.
