All the children were opening their gifts with holiday glee.
Ted
6.7s
Hey, GUYS, can I play? Get out of here, Bennett. Get lost, Bennett! Get out of here, Bennett! Yeah, Bennett get lost.
Ted
8.5s
Mom, Dad, guess what? My teddy bear's alive! (CHUCKLES) Really? Well, isn't that exciting. No, Mom, he's really alive. Look.
Ted
1.7s
(MOUTHING) Tom Skerritt! Wow!
Ted
1.2s
(CHEERING)
Ted
1.2s
(GRUNTING)
Ted
1.2s
Tom Skerritt.
Ted
7s
I know I'm not a talking teddy bear, but at least you didn't have to make a magical wish to get me.
Ted
1.3s
SAM: How we doing, ace?
Ted
1.5s
(ENGINE REVVING)
Ted
4.4s
Where are you going? Taking a cab. I'm going home.
Ted
1.3s
(GRUNTING)
Ted
1.7s
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Ted
3.7s
MAN: asshole! TED: That's my bad. I was sending a tweet.
Ted
2.1s
TED: Yeah, see, there's the guy.
Ted
4s
You can do any '90s song with just vowels. (SINGING)
Ted
10.4s
You remember that night, after the club we went and had late-night eggs and waffles until about 5:00 a.m. We watched a movie on the little TV in the diner. Name that movie.
Ted
8.7s
Lori was right about you. You cannot take responsibility for anything that goes on in your life. Oh, and you can? I don't have to. I'm a fucking teddy bear.