And while I'm sympathetic to your cause, I'm sorry to say I won't be taking your case. What? Why? Why not? Well, it comes down to this.
Ted 2
1.9s
I don't want to waste too much of your time.
Ted 2
3.8s
Instead you're Justin Bieber.
Ted 2
3s
Ted, I've been reviewing your file.
Ted 2
1.3s
You got it.
Ted 2
1.2s
You got it!
Ted 2
1.9s
(SIGHS)
Ted 2
20.2s
FUCK you! Hey, Ted! Come on! I'm sorry. He doesn't mean that. Please forgive me, I'm sorry. There's just no indication that you've had any positive effect on the world around you. Well, that's not true. He's had a positive effect on me. Would that positive effect be yourjoint arrest for purchasing marijuana in 2003? Well, how the fuck do you prepare for a Foo Fighters concert?
Ted 2
3.1s
Ted, do you have anything to say in your own defense?