Mr. Bennett, when and where did you first encounter Ted?
Ted 2
6s
Uh-huh. And, uh, why does Ted not possess a, uh, male appendage?
Ted 2
1.9s
Seems pretty human to me.
Ted 2
2.1s
(VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYS)
Ted 2
2.1s
No further questions.
Ted 2
1.4s
He's my best friend.
Ted 2
1.6s
(BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING)
Ted 2
6s
And what is that stuffing made of? A synthetic cotton-poly blend. Is there anything else in there?
Ted 2
2.6s
And I don't think I ought to be treated any different.
Ted 2
1.7s
Capable of love.
Ted 2
12.3s
Yes, you did, you fucking liar. Hey, we just ran into your buddy Ted. Ted? Where is he? He got a little wasted, so these two dudes took him out back to sober up. Did you see which way they went? Yeah, yeah. Baok hallway, past the photo booth. Come on!
Ted 2
8.8s
Mr. Kidder, you were an employee at Hasbro from 1976 to 1998. Is that correct? Yes, I supervised the stuffing of the teddy bears.
Ted 2
7.5s
The bear products are affixed with an electronic device in the chest which can be programmed to say any one of five phrases.
Ted 2
5.4s
Uh, wait. Are we gonna spend the night here? Yeah, it'll be fine. We just got to find some firewood.
Ted 2
2.4s
Man, it's a goddamn party here today.
Ted 2
1.2s
What's the matter?
Ted 2
1.6s
Your witness.
Ted 2
26.1s
What, is there a problem? Well, you know, I just don't want my lawyer singing Frozen songs during the opening arguments. It's just this is a really important case. Ted has already lost his job, his marriage has been annulled. I know. My uncle gave me all the details. Right. You see, the thing is, we don't want to take any chances because the stakes are so significant. We can't just rush into anything. We got to make sure we're making the right decision. TED: We really appreciate your time, but I think what we're probably gonna do is just take a seat and get to work. Trust you completely. Yeah, we really feel like you got a lot to offer.
