God damn it! What the hell's wrong with you? Oh, I fucking owe you, you bastard. What do you mean? I was just messing around. Oh, shut up and suck that dick. Oh, fuck you.
Ted 2
7s
I love my wife. Okay? My wife. More than anything in the world. We're married. I don't care what anybody says.
Ted 2
1.8s
I totally fucking got you!
Ted 2
7.1s
Why, you said it twice. Is that an actual phrase? I'm telling you, Ted, y'all better have a baby or your marriage is over. Trust.
Ted 2
4s
Hey, so, uh, listen, lgot, uh... I got some big news to tell ya.
Ted 2
2.7s
Holy shit! Zombie! He's a fucking zombie!
Ted 2
3.8s
Well, we'll have to talk about that.
Ted 2
3.3s
You asshole! You think this shit is funny?
Ted 2
7.6s
Wait. How was the doctor in on it? They got me out of it with the paddles. I was totally fine. So I talked him into going along with the bit. Hey, Doc, itworked out hilarious. Thanks.
Ted 2
7.4s
The only problem is I don't know how my life works without you.
Ted 2
4.4s
You could change your relationship status from "single" to "it's complicated."
Ted 2
1.4s
(FLICKING LIGHTER)
Ted 2
2.2s
You're gonna have to do a lot better than that. (SNIFFLING)
Ted 2
2s
(PRICING GUN CLICKING)
Ted 2
2.1s
I got you, motherfucker! (ALL SCREAMING)
Ted 2
2.6s
You were my thunder buddy for life.
Ted 2
14.9s
(SINGING) Hey, you lawyer guys You don't know me and Johnny are watching you While we're high That was fucking magic. That felt smooth. That felt really smooth. Oh! So in the pocket.
Ted 2
22.2s
Okay, you ready? Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here it comes. Okay, okay. I'm ready. (JOHN HUMMING) TED: (SINGING) Let's all go to court Let's go make some law now Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Some law now I say we go to court! JOHN: Yes, let's go to court! TED: We're a bunch of assholes who take up a whole hallway with our conversation.
