TED: Can't believe it. That son of a bitch! That was really selfish of him. I know. And after I watched his piece-of-shit movie, like, a hundred times.
Ted 2
6.9s
Look, Donny, I can never love you. God, that sounds fucked up. Listen, I don't wanna die. Okay? So, uh...
Ted 2
4.2s
You know, as much as I love this person, we're completely wrong for each other.
Ted 2
2.9s
Please follow the instruction, Mr. Clubber Lang.
Ted 2
2.7s
I'm sorry, Your Honor. I'm on my period.
Ted 2
1.2s
I'm busy.
Ted 2
5.3s
Hey! Hi, Mr. Meighan. Thank you so much for taking my call.
Ted 2
1.8s
Hey, when I'm done here, how about a drink?
Ted 2
4.9s
You could've been an inspiration to the world. Could've been a leader, a role model.
Ted 2
1.6s
Can you help me get home?
Ted 2
1.2s
TED: Oh, God! Ahhh!
Ted 2
10s
It's always gonna be empty. There's never gonna be a little foot in here. I don't understand. We would have made such great parents. (INHALES) Oh, my God.
Ted 2
3.4s
Uh, yeah, yeah. No problem. Great, great! Here, follow me.
