God damn it! What the hell's wrong with you? Oh, I fucking owe you, you bastard. What do you mean? I was just messing around. Oh, shut up and suck that dick. Oh, fuck you.
Ted 2
2.4s
Ted, you're my best friend. I'd do anything for you.
Ted 2
1.5s
And I have.
Ted 2
4.7s
Video? I like Asian teen stuff preferably. There's lube right there. All right, yeah, thanks.
Ted 2
4.6s
Oh, so what are we gonna do now? I mean, we can't take this lying down, right? We got to do something.
Ted 2
4.9s
You know, I really love that Neil Diamond.
Ted 2
1.4s
Oh, shit!
Ted 2
5.8s
We've got a brand-new line of Decepticons... Hey! ...that is gonna be... Fresh cakes. Fresh cakes.
Ted 2
1.4s
Johnny.
Ted 2
3.5s
Barn! You sons of bitches! What the fuck is your... (GRUNTS)
Ted 2
3.2s
Ted,dude, I'm so sorry, man. This completely sucks.
Ted 2
1.7s
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Ted 2
1.5s
(CHEERING)
Ted 2
1.2s
Us.
Ted 2
2.3s
Let's try to keep your boyfriend under control here, yeah?
Ted 2
23.1s
Oh. Oh, that... That's great! That's fucking great! I'm glad you guys are so happy! What? What do you mean, "What?" I'm totally screwed here. And you're sitting there basically banging my lawyer, and she's probably still fucking billing us! Well, don't yell at us, dude! We didn't do anything! Yeah, exactly! Exactly! Maybe if you guys had spent a little less time mooning over each other, Sam coulcfve won this thing and I wouldn't be a fucking thing! Like garbage or a piece of shit!
