Oh, so what are we gonna do now? I mean, we can't take this lying down, right? We got to do something.
Ted 2
21.1s
Oh, well, that's a good friend. Yeah. I'm Dr. Danzer. Oh, cool. (CHUCKLES) (SINGING) Hold me closer, Dr. Danzer Yeah, whatever, I don't know. Now, wait. You look familiar. Are you that teddy bear who came alive? I am. That's me, yeah. See, I was trying to figure out where I'd seen you before and that's it. Good eye, good eye. So, how did you get into this line of work? Do you just love oum?
Ted 2
15.6s
No, I'm sorry! I thought I'd built a better case. It's just... The reality is you have a really shitty lawyer. Hey, come on. Nobody's blaming you for this. You did everything you could. (SIGHS) I... I'm sitting here and I... I can't believe it's official.
Ted 2
10.2s
So what? Well, Ted is suing for his civil rights. If he loses, the state will officially declare him a non-entity with no rights under the law.
Ted 2
5.5s
And when the next conflict comes along, we're once again blind to it as it's happening.
Ted 2
5.6s
If they choose to investigate the issue, it may leave you quite vulnerable.
Ted 2
4.4s
No, I'm... I'm nervous because of one simple word.
Ted 2
2.2s
So you don't see him as your property.
Ted 2
3.6s
"Well, this is different," we say, but it isn't.
Ted 2
2s
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Ted 2
1.2s
Please be seated.
Ted 2
25.1s
I won't be able to perform the implantation procedure. Wait, what? Why not? Tami-Lynn, according to your test results, you're no longer fertile. What? Wait, Doc, are you sure about that? I mean, maybe you should check again or something, you know? I'm quite sure. Tami-Lynn, because of your history of excessive drug use your ovarian canal has been somewhat compromised. What are you talking about? It looks fine. Yeah.
Ted 2
10.7s
You do? Yeah. A baby? Like really? Yeah. See, I think, if we got a kid to love, it'll teach us how to love each other again.
Ted 2
5.8s
He just reminds me of when I was a kid. Yeah, that's great. $40. Okay.
Ted 2
3.7s
What if I gave you a hand job outside your pants while you ate an ice cream?
