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I'm not going to try to get you to take me back.
Ted
I don't know if I can drive!
Ted
Well, here I am. You mean, we get to be best friends for real? For real. Forever and ever?
Ted
These were John Lennon's glasses. They're worth, like, a million dollars. That's me and Tom Skerritt.
Ted
I know, sir, I'm sorry. It wasn't my fault.
Ted
All right, easy. Come on, Ted.
Ted
(SINGING) All I wanted was a sweet distraction For an hour or two Had no intention to do Still better than Katy Perry.
Ted
JOHN'S MOM: Listen to your father! Come here! Helen, get my gun. Dad, no! Is it a hugging gun? Helen, get my gun, and call the police!
Ted
Okay, so, if you need anything... Yeah, I know. Don't worry, Johnny, I'll be fine.
Ted
Huh? Yeah, because of that dog fight that I tried to break up.
Ted
SAM: How we doing, ace?
Ted
