No, I'm sorry! I thought I'd built a better case. It's just... The reality is you have a really shitty lawyer. Hey, come on. Nobody's blaming you for this. You did everything you could. (SIGHS) I... I'm sitting here and I... I can't believe it's official.
Ted 2
2s
Ted. Right, right. Sorry, sorry.
Ted 2
7.9s
Hashtag "Grr, Mondays." (GASPS) 0h, my God! Look, I'm so sorry! We swear to God, it was an accident. We're so sorry.
Ted 2
4.6s
Oh, so what are we gonna do now? I mean, we can't take this lying down, right? We got to do something.
Ted 2
1.5s
And I have.
Ted 2
3.7s
What if I gave you a hand job outside your pants while you ate an ice cream?
Ted 2
8.6s
Hey, 2O bucks I can toss a Cookie Crisp into his ass crack. Wait, let me try. I used to pitch for the softball team at Arizona State. Oh, yeah? Was your mascot a broken condom?
Ted 2
5.5s
And when the next conflict comes along, we're once again blind to it as it's happening.
Ted 2
1.3s
Ted!
Ted 2
1.5s
I'm so sorry, baby.
Ted 2
5.8s
He just reminds me of when I was a kid. Yeah, that's great. $40. Okay.
Ted 2
10.2s
So what? Well, Ted is suing for his civil rights. If he loses, the state will officially declare him a non-entity with no rights under the law.
Ted 2
2.2s
So you don't see him as your property.
Ted 2
6.9s
Look, Donny, I can never love you. God, that sounds fucked up. Listen, I don't wanna die. Okay? So, uh...
Ted 2
2s
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Ted 2
1.4s
Hi.
Ted 2
5.4s
But if we suddenly decide to share that gift, where does that lead us?
