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What is that? What? What are you doing? I'm getting ready, dude. What do you mean you're getting ready? What are you doing to your hand? I'm doing this for you. I'm getting ready. I got to go in and perform. You got your hand on your diok. What are you doing? I'm trying to get it half hard, so when I get in there I could just bust it out. Sitting out here in public, jerking off? Where do you think you are? Red Lobster? What are you doing? What do you think I got to do in there? Forget it. Now, look, you haven't smoked pot for two whole days, right? Yes, I told you, I'm clean, all right? Your baby's gonna be fine. I'm sorry, ljustdonfi want something I got to feed with a pitchfork when he's 16.
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His name's "Fuck Scott Fitzgerald"? What? No. Well, then, what's the "F" stand for? Francis. No. It's got to be "Fuck." It must be "Fuck." It's got to be "Fuck." It has to be "Fuck." Why the hell would it be "Fuck"? Well, because otherwise, why wouldn't he just say it? Yeah, he's hiding something. It's "Fuck." Come on, read between the “nee, Sam. We “F uck.“ (LAUGHS) That's completely insane. You guys are idiots. Yeah, well, whatever. Ted Clubber Lang. Get used to it.
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