When Ted's rights are officially null, we grab him.
Ted 2
2.3s
Uh,yeah,yeah. You'll... You'll be okay.
Ted 2
1.8s
Hey, check it out. Nerd fight.
Ted 2
22.3s
Hey, we've been fighting right alongside you the whole way. And remember, you're the one who's been pushing me to get back on the horse. I finally meet someone and you're giving me shit for it? Oh, no, you're right. No, Johnny, it's fine. You're right, it's fine. It's totally fine. I got no job, no marriage and no life! But you have fun porking Gollum here, while I'm left with shit! Ted! Who's Gollum? She's a model. Ted, come back! Leave me alone! JOHN: Ted! SAMANTHA: Ted!
Ted 2
3.6s
Some people go through their whole lives trying to make it work with the wrong person.
Ted 2
3.5s
That wasn't supposed to happen. That was an accident.
Ted 2
4s
Shit! What the hell do we do now? (PANTING)
Ted 2
6.8s
(SHOUTS) What the hell? Mr. Brady, we just need a moment of your time. What are you doing here? Who are you? Get out of my house! (INDISTINCT TALKING)
Ted 2
1.3s
I'm listening.
Ted 2
2.1s
No further questions.
Ted 2
17.7s
Hey, Sam, how's your boring salad? Mmm, it's actually delicious. Everybody always says that about their salad. They're all a bunch of fucking liars. No, I love it. It's really good. Have some Cookie Crisp. You need something nutritional. Why do you think I want your Cookie Crisp? Because you've been staring at it, and you want it. Hey, what's the deal here? You guys ever gonna make out or what?
Ted 2
3.8s
And if I may inquire, why did you not choose to have a child of your own?
Ted 2
10.4s
Mr. Meighan, this is such an honor. Thank you so much for meeting with us. Not at all. It's my pleasure. Please, sit down. Oh, this office is fucking awesome. Yeah, totally. Hey, hey.