What the fuck? Well, Sam, it's been 2O minutes. You wanna take over'?
Ted 2
9.7s
There's another issue, and,honesHy, it's the more serious one. I was reluctant to bring it up because it's a little awkward.
Ted 2
1.8s
It's so beautiful.
Ted 2
1.8s
I replace the cakes.
Ted 2
1.7s
Because Teddy ain't got no dick.
Ted 2
5.4s
Now, the case we'll be examining today is really quite a simple one.
Ted 2
9.5s
In every civil rights conflict, we are only able to recognize the just point of view years after the fact.
Ted 2
2.3s
Holy shit! Hey, Ted!
Ted 2
2.4s
It's everybody else's fault, Mary Decker!
Ted 2
3s
See, most people flip the cakes.
Ted 2
3.3s
All right. I think I can handle the defense.
Ted 2
8.8s
Mr. Kidder, you were an employee at Hasbro from 1976 to 1998. Is that correct? Yes, I supervised the stuffing of the teddy bears.
Ted 2
1.9s
Seems pretty human to me.
Ted 2
9.7s
Um, 'm the case of Ted v. The Commonwealth of Massachusetts, we, the jury, find for the Commonwealth in that Ted is not a person.
Ted 2
7.5s
The bear products are affixed with an electronic device in the chest which can be programmed to say any one of five phrases.
Ted 2
6.1s
I don't know exactly what makes a person a person. All I know is I feel stuff.
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(SINGING) If you wanna sit there with a pie of meat Just fuck your own brother in the front seat Oh, why can't you just say please? Hey! Must be the money Hey, Sam, why do you have a duffel bag that says "Arizona State"? Because that's where I went to school. What, you went to Arizona State? Yeah, why? Oh, man, that's why we lost the case. Hello? You're dicks. Arizona State. Hey, how many times you been fucked on a houseboat? (LAUGHING) (LAUGHING) Oh, come on. Did you write your dissertation on the collected works of, uh, Red Bull? Yeah. Yeah, I did. I got an A on it.
