Look, all I'm saying is that Boston women are, on the whole, a paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life.
Ted
3.3s
I love you. I love you, too.
Ted
3.4s
Hey, Johnny, how about a beer, huh? Yeah, that's a good idea.
Ted 2
1.8s
This is a nightmare.
Ted 2
3.8s
JOHN: Hey, guys? (BREATHING HEAVILY) I'm having some trouble over here.
Ted 2
12.4s
(LAUGHS) I know, I just said your name. Oh, right, yeah, sorry, I'm just a little nervous. I've been out of the game for a while. The game? I don't talk to pretty girls that often. Pretty women, ladies.
Ted 2
1.5s
Shut up.
Ted 2
20.4s
His name's "Fuck Scott Fitzgerald"? What? No. Well, then, what's the "F" stand for? Francis. No. It's got to be "Fuck." It must be "Fuck." It's got to be "Fuck." It has to be "Fuck." Why the hell would it be "Fuck"? Well, because otherwise, why wouldn't he just say it? Yeah, he's hiding something. It's "Fuck." Come on, read between the “nee, Sam. We “F uck.“ (LAUGHS) That's completely insane. You guys are idiots. Yeah, well, whatever. Ted Clubber Lang. Get used to it.
Ted 2
11.5s
Huh? Oh, Johnny! TAMI-LYNN: Oh, Johnny, it's perfect. Hey, you know, maybe someday, if you wish hard enough, maybe he'll come to life and you guys can do all kinds of drugs together.
Ted 2
6s
Uh, excuse me. Where's your non-jerk-off bathroom? Down that hallway, to the left. Okay, thanks.
Ted 2
5s
That's the lottery! That's the lottery! That's what you get for fucking exercising!
Ted 2
1.2s
(YELLS)
Ted 2
2.1s
(SIREN BLARING) (TIRES SCREECH)
Ted 2
1.7s
All right, let's go.
Ted 2
2.7s
This is perfect. We're gonna get to the city before 10:00.
Ted 2
4s
Yeah. Hey, that's the name of the South Korean president. (LAUGHS) Right?
Ted 2
4.7s
That weed is really good. It reminds me of the strain I smoked last summer called "Here Comes Autism."
