I wonder who it's going to hit first. So, if I told him once, I told him a million times these numbers do not add up. (GAGGING) Who did this to us? God damn it! I'm here on business!
Ted
4.2s
It's Lance Armstrong's nut. I had it freeze-dried and bronzed.
Ted
2.6s
(OMINOUS RING-TONE PLAYING)
Ted
1.4s
Lori, what...
Ted
1.7s
Mandy? No.
Ted
1.7s
Come on.
Ted
8.4s
NARRATOR: And that's the story of how one magical wish forever changed the lives of three very special friends.
Ted
1.9s
I love you, too.
Ted
8.7s
I want us to keep talking because I think that maybe... (CELL PHONE RINGING) Go ahead. Whoever this is, it's not a good time. John, it's me. Can you hear me?
Ted
6.5s
There you go. You got it. (LAUGHS) Nice. Good, huh? Good job.
