Judy Blume? Hitler? F. Scott Fitzgerald. Who's that?
Ted 2
11.5s
Dude, have you seen the guys in Boston? I'm supposed to date some pale, blotchy guy with a wife-beater under his Bruins jacket and a shamrock tattoo on his calf? Nope. Yeah. (CHUCKLES) That's so dumb.
Ted 2
4.3s
Oh, yeah, you're right. Okay, okay, I got one. Okay, what is it?
Ted 2
3.9s
You know, Ted, if you legally become a person, you're gonna need a last name.
Ted 2
1.8s
Get out of the way!
Ted 2
15.8s
Well, I was married at one point, but it just didn't work out. Shits. I'm sorry. That sucks. No. I mean, we'd make it work day to day, but she was always just trying to change me into someone I'm not. And I tried, you know?
Ted 2
10s
What do you say there, happy face'? Right there. Death to Ming. Yeah! Come on. All right. Happy guy- Right there. Death to Ming. Good, yeah.
Ted 2
1.8s
This isn't about you, Ted.
Ted 2
1.8s
Hey, check it out. Nerd fight.
Ted 2
7.2s
That's all I want for him. Oh! It smells like somebody's got a poopy diaper. Teddy, it's your turn to change him.
Ted 2
3.7s
Oh, my God! Holy shit! Who did that?
Ted 2
1.5s
Fresh cakes.
Ted 2
1.3s
Crazy son of a bitch!
Ted 2
1.2s
(WHOOPING)
Ted 2
3.8s
You piece of shit. Killing him at Fenway Park wasn't enough for you, huh?
Ted 2
27.9s
MEN: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Watch it. Jesus! Watch where you're going! It's a crosswalk, jackass! We have the right of way! Yeah. BOTH: Whoa! Hey, what the hell you doing walking around dressed like Star Wars? It's Comic Con, you idiot! We're going to the Javits Center. You're the idiots, because you three guys would never be walking together! Yeah, you're his boss and you two guys are enemies! Yeah, bite me, Captain Kirk! VVhoa.VVhoa.VVhoa. Hey! Come on. That's Star Trek! Yeah, that's two different franchises. Yeah, sorry, guys. She doesn't know. Nah, it's okay. I'm sorry you have to deal with that.
Ted 2
3.4s
Hey, Johnny, how about a beer, huh? Yeah, that's a good idea.
