Wait. How was the doctor in on it? They got me out of it with the paddles. I was totally fine. So I talked him into going along with the bit. Hey, Doc, itworked out hilarious. Thanks.
Ted 2
7.4s
The only problem is I don't know how my life works without you.
Ted 2
4.4s
You could change your relationship status from "single" to "it's complicated."
Ted 2
2.2s
You're gonna have to do a lot better than that. (SNIFFLING)
Ted 2
2.1s
I got you, motherfucker! (ALL SCREAMING)
Ted 2
2.6s
You were my thunder buddy for life.
Ted 2
20.6s
You son of a bitch! That was fucking classic! Wait, wait, wait. This is payback because I made you think that I was retarded! You made me think you were retarded! Oh! Well done! Well done, man. High five. (LAUGHING) High five. What the fuck is going on? What's going on, is this guy just won the bullshit comedy blue ribbon. You are the fucking greatest, man. Holy shit!
Ted 2
2.1s
You were my thunder buddy.
Ted 2
1.9s
Sam, you dig him, right?
Ted 2
2.2s
No problem. We're a fun hospital.
Ted 2
1.6s
Goodbye, John.
Ted 2
1.4s
Jonah Hill!
Ted 2
3.3s
That Sister, Sister marathon ain't gonna watch itself.
Ted 2
5.8s
Oh, look, I did a lot of blow in the '80s and my sperm count's a little low.
Ted 2
1.2s
Oh. How low?
Ted 2
13.8s
One. Qne? Yeah, little fella's having his own I Am Legend in my nut sack. Oh. Can we have that one? No! Gonna need it for protein if I ever get lost at sea. Come on, guys. I mean, are we done here? I got to go.
Ted 2
2.9s
So what do ya say? You'd really be helping me and Tami out.
Ted 2
3.3s
I'm sorry. I, uh... You better be planning on buying that!
