Well, here I am. You mean, we get to be best friends for real? For real. Forever and ever?
Ted
1.2s
Wait a second.
Ted
5.4s
These were John Lennon's glasses. They're worth, like, a million dollars. That's me and Tom Skerritt.
Ted
2.2s
I know, sir, I'm sorry. It wasn't my fault.
Ted
2s
All right, easy. Come on, Ted.
Ted
34.2s
Hey, Johnny, how about a beer? A couple of Charles Brew-kowskis? Couple of Brew-stoyevskis? Maybe a Mike Brew-gaslowski? Perhaps a Tedy Brew-ski? That's a good one. You know what, I think I, too, want a Martina Navrati-brewski. No, that doesn't work. Don't ruin it. No. Bullshit! That totally works. TED: No, no. Yeah, it does. It doesn't work. The name has to have a "ski" at the end of it and you just put "brewski" at the end of "Martina Navratilova," so... I just thought we were saying funny names. No, it has to have a "ski" at the end of it. Otherwise, where's the challenge? If there's no "ski" at the end of the root word then we would just be idiots saying nonsense.
Ted
6.6s
You coming down? Yeah, I don't feel so good. Give it a couple of hours. You'll be golden, Ponyboy.
Ted
2.2s
I'm going to have sex with your girlfriend.
Ted
3.2s
I am so fake-happy for her.
Ted
1.8s
How's work? It sucks.
Ted
1.2s
Who are you?
Ted
2.1s
TED: Yeah, see, there's the guy.
Ted
5s
Having discovered at last, that all they really needed was each other.
Ted
7.2s
He's a bear. Got it. Oh, my God! This house is fucking huge! I know. Try not to get lost. Come on in.
Ted
7.7s
So, talk to me, Johnny Quest. How are things with you and Lori? Things are great, actually. That's great. That is great.
