TED: Can't believe it. That son of a bitch! That was really selfish of him. I know. And after I watched his piece-of-shit movie, like, a hundred times.
Ted 2
1.4s
Johnny.
Ted 2
1.2s
Us.
Ted 2
5.8s
We've got a brand-new line of Decepticons... Hey! ...that is gonna be... Fresh cakes. Fresh cakes.
Ted 2
3.4s
Uh, yeah, yeah. No problem. Great, great! Here, follow me.
Ted 2
2.8s
And there is our first impression.
Ted 2
4.8s
Oh, yeah? What's that? Tami-Lynn and I are gonna have a baby!
Ted 2
1.2s
TED: Oh, God! Ahhh!
Ted 2
5s
Comic Con fans, let's take a look at this thrilling sizzle reel with all of our exciting new toys.
Ted 2
2s
Oh, my God, Teddy.
Ted 2
8.4s
I would first like to thank the ladies and gentlemen of the jury for taking time out of their busy schedules to be a part of these proceedings.
Ted 2
1.9s
He's never lost a case in his life.
Ted 2
1.4s
(SIGHS)
Ted 2
1.9s
Sam, you dig him, right?
Ted 2
2.7s
Just so you know, I'm totally willing to do it.
Ted 2
1.7s
No can do, my brother.
Ted 2
4.8s
Fuck! Who's Superman? What? I'm just kidding. I'm fucking with you. Come on!
Ted 2
7.8s
Oh, there's one! (ALL LAUGH) TED: How's your workout? JOGGER: Fuck you! Eat my pussy! Have some apples! Jesus, what the hell is your problem?