Hey, it must be weird for you guys, having a doll up here on the stand with no kid pointing to where his uncle touched him, huh? (CHUCKLES) Yeah, no, yeah, no. Yeah, lam capable. I love a lot of stuff. Yeah.
Ted 2
3.7s
So what do you say? Can you get me my life back? (BUBBLING)
Ted 2
13s
TED: Oh! Oh, fuck! Oh, my God! Fuck!Fuck! Oh, my God! It's in my eyes! I'm blinking it in! (GAGGING) You got to fucking help me! Oh, my God! It's in my fucking mouth! Hang on. I got to post this on Facebook. No! (CAMERA CLICKS)
Ted 2
2.4s
(TIRES SCREECHING) (HORN HONKING)
Ted 2
1.5s
(TED GRUNTING)
Ted 2
3.2s
I think I want to sleep on a bed made of your voice.
Ted 2
8.7s
No, it's this new strain my dealer gave me called "Help Me Get Home." You know, I'm surprised a lawyer like you gets high. I mean, aren't you supposed to be fighting the War on Drugs and all that shit?
Ted 2
1.4s
You ever bring chicks up here?
Ted 2
1.5s
(INAUDIBLE)
Ted 2
1.7s
(INHALING)
Ted 2
3.7s
So you're saying you are capable of feeling love.
Ted 2
7.7s
There you go! Nice job! Jesus. So, listen, I got to ask. Was it just kissing last night? Or was there finger stuff?
Ted 2
1.4s
How come you don't have a guy?
Ted 2
1.7s
(BROADWAY MUSIC PLAYING)
Ted 2
5.2s
"John Bennett." Hi. Right this way. I'll show you where to deposit your specimen.
Ted 2
5.9s
(CAMERA CLICKS) Oh, what the fuck? What are you doing? Hashtag "My amazing summer."
Ted 2
10.4s
Mr. Meighan, this is such an honor. Thank you so much for meeting with us. Not at all. It's my pleasure. Please, sit down. Oh, this office is fucking awesome. Yeah, totally. Hey, hey.
