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If I had to make a guess I would say that you made up some bullshit excuse to get out of work to go to Ted's. Now, am I right?
Ted
I know I'm not a talking teddy bear, but at least you didn't have to make a magical wish to get me.
Ted
Fine, John, but this is, I swear to God, your last chance.
Ted
You know what my favorite thing about you is?
Ted
Ow! Fuck! Cocksucker!
Ted
You know, Ted, when I was a little boy, I saw you on television. And I thought you were the most amazing, most wonderful thing I'd ever seen. Ever.
Ted
Okay, all right, so that's where we'll draw the line.
Ted
Ted! I'm alive, Johnny! Oh, my God! I'm alive. Your magical wish worked!
Ted
RECORDED TOY VOICE: I love you!
Ted
