I'm really glad that you came. Me, too. Yeah? Is it okay if I kick your boss's ass? That won't affect your workplace chemistry, will it? Please play nice. For you, I will. Thank you. Anything.
Ted
12.7s
Except an Apache helicopter. An Apache helicopter has machine guns and missiles. It is an unbelievably impressive complement of weaponry, an absolute death machine.
Ted
7.5s
What do you mean "girlfriends"? Was there a lot of them or something? No, that's not what she meant at all. Right, Lori? Lori, you didn't mean that. No, no,no.
Ted
4.9s
Why would you? I've been a really shitty boyfriend for the last four years. I don't deserve you.
Ted
7.8s
You know, you're never alone when you're with Christ. So, no, I'm not alone. Yeah. Me, too.
Ted
3.4s
Look, I'm going to cut the shit, here. Please.
Ted
1.7s
(PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)
Ted
1.2s
(GROANS)
Ted
1.5s
A-ah!
Ted
3.3s
Nice. Yeah. How are the neighbors?
Ted
10.2s
You know, Robert and I could give you a very, very good home. Yeah, I'm pretty happy where I am. I just got a shitty new apartment... I can offer you $6,000 in rail road bonds.
Ted
8.2s
And I promised myself that if I ever had a son, I would never, ever, ever say no to him.
Ted
3.5s
Baltic? Czech? Goodbye, Rex.
Ted
2.1s
Sometimes you feel like a nut.
Ted
1.8s
I know you do, Johnny.
Ted
1.4s
You want a Xanax?
Ted
7.7s
Hey, Johnny, I just had a great idea. Let's go get drunk and puke on cars from the overpass. Come on, I do not sound that much like Peter Griffin.
