Just a man with a man's courage He knows nothing but a man But he can never fail No one but the pure in heart Can find the golden grail How you doing? Good to meet you.
Ted
3.2s
Hey, Ted. Hey, Johnny, what are you doing? You want to come over and catch a buzz?
Ted
4.2s
And don't worry, I'll do my very best to get this job that I so crave.
Ted
3.9s
Yeah, John? Do you promise we'll always be together?
Ted
2.2s
Boom. That's me and Skerritt.
Ted
1.2s
It's going to be all right.
Ted
1.7s
And we're in love.
Ted
1.3s
(CHUCKLES)
Ted
16.5s
What a cunt. Ow! I hate that word! What? That word. It's so sharp, it's like an electric sword slashing everything in its path. Why would you say that? You didn't exactly stand up for me. I'm trying to walk a line, here. I want to be fair to you and to him, you know? I think you're being a little more fair to him. Oh, come on.
Ted
9.3s
(SCOFFS) Listen to yourself. What am I? Emperor Ming, here, controlling your mind? That's your choice, John. And by blaming me, you, you're just making yourself look like a pussy.
Ted
12.2s
What are you, five years old? JOHN: Yeah. But I read at a six-year-old level, so... (LAUGHING) Sir, and madam, here is your dessert and champagne.
Ted
8.6s
We were together for eight months, and I really loved him. And then he got deported back to Iran, so I know what you're going through.
Ted
4s
Rex is fine. He only hit on me once today, so, it's a good thing.
Ted
2.7s
You're just like the Baby Jesus.
Ted
2.7s
Oh. Check this out.
Ted
3s
Teddy Rux-fucking-pin!
Ted
19.5s
I look stupid. No you don't. You look dapper. I don't. I look like Snuggle's accountant. Come on, it's not that bad. John, I look like something you give your kid when you tell him Grandma died. Look, I know it sucks, okay? But you've got to make some money so you can pay for an apartment. I don't want to work at a grocery store. Yeah, but you have no skills. I told you, I can totally be a lawyer.
Ted
5.2s
Uh... Cocaine, right? Come on, dudes. Don't tell me you never done it before.
