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Go away.

Ted

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You? You know, not bad actually. I met a girl. She's a cashier. No way, that's awesome! Yeah. Well, we should fucking double-date, or something. You, me and Lori, and what's her name? White trash name. Guess.

Ted

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(SIGHS) Fuck it. Fine. Fine. It sure as hell beats crying myself to sleep every night. And if that means getting you off my back, well, that's just a bonus. I'll pick you up at 8:00.

Ted

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You know, your boss called this morning asking me how my arm was.

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Really? 'Cause that's not what I heard.

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You're not very tolerant, huh?

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Hey there, fella. How are you?

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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

Ted

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Excuse me.

Ted

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Ted!

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Oh, I'm all right. I'm just getting used to things, that's all.

Ted

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You remember that night, after the club we went and had late-night eggs and waffles until about 5:00 a.m. We watched a movie on the little TV in the diner. Name that movie.

Ted

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Johnny. You're going to be okay, buddy. Do you understand? You're going to be fine.

Ted

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Lori, get the stuffing. Get it all.

Ted

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(GROANS) (COUGHS)

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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

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Back off, Susan Boyle!

Ted

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What do you mean?

Ted