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- Continue, Mr. Wilder. - I'm okay. I've learned a lot here at Coolidge. Let the record show that... when I attended class... I did receive exemplary marks. However, it was only when I met a special someone... that I realized what I was doing-- hiding. See, after this is real life, and I wasn't ready for that. I don't know why exactly. I do know that I don't wanna end up like my father... whose whole life revolves around work. But I see that now. And I'm ready to move on. Well, that's that. Good luck, loser. Who's ready for lunch? - Mr. Bagg, you will be quiet. - What's any of this got to do with... that he's guilty of an infraction that deserves expulsion? Mr. Wilder.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
21s
- I knew you'd come to your senses. - Hello, Richard. Look. I know we have a lot of surgery to perform on our relationship. But right now I am prepping for the biggest moment of our lives. I have a written exam first, and then an interview with five Northwestern alums. All doctors. That's why I came-- to help make you your shake. - That'd be terrific, Gwenny. - I'll see you downstairs.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
27.1s
I can't argue against the infraction. I was responsible for that party, so what happened was my fault. I'm here to lay myself at the mercy of this court... and suggest an alternative punishment. Make me graduate. If you'll kindly take a look at my transcripts... you'll see I'm 18 units from graduating with a leisure studies degree. I am pleading to this committee, reinstate me. Let me audit my last six classes, take the finals... and leave Coolidge with a degree.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder