Man... this is so nice. Let me ask you something. Don't take this the wrong way. You can ask me anything, Dave.
The Interview
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- Maybe we won't get out of here. - No. We might die.
The Interview
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I've had a great life. I had the best, best friend.
The Interview
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Kim! You got a break! Alley-oop!
The Interview
4.1s
I think it's funny. That is funny.
The Interview
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How do you prove to 24 million people... that their god is a murderer and a liar?
The Interview
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- Take him out. - Take him out? - Like, for drinks? - No, no, no. - Take him out. - Take out. - Like, to dinner? - Out to a meal? Take him out. - Like, on the town? - Party? No...
The Interview
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The package is secure. You are a hero. You are a goddamn hero. All right, they're coming in. I gotta go. Over and out.
The Interview
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Stop it! Don't hurt me, please!
The Interview
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- This is so scary. - Aardvark: You're being extremely brave. Everybody here is very proud of you. - My tummy's all scraped up and wet. - Aardvark: I'll rub your tummy when you get back. Just a few more feet. Okay? Just five to 10 more feet. I gotta keep going? I don't wanna keep going. Fuck.
The Interview
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Aaron peels off the film marked "A"... exposing the adhesive coating. - He applies the strip to Dave's palm. - Okay. Aaron will then remove the film marked "B," exposing the ricin. - Clear. Okay. - Okay, clear. Okay. Dave needs to appear casual as he is transferred from his room... to the broadcast facility. It is critical that he keeps his hand open and touches... nothing. Dave Skylark.
The Interview
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I'm fine. Shut the fuck up.
The Interview
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- The tip of the package is secure. - Comm One, that thing is in his butt!
The Interview
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- Bam! - What kind of porn are you watching? What happens when his guards start firing at you... for killing their leader in front of them? - Good question. - My bulletproof vest... No, you don't have a bulletproof vest. - You don't have one. - I will dodge those bullets. What happens after you escape the compound? I look back over my shoulder, I see Aaron. I grab him by the hand. We run out into the woods. Perhaps there's a secret tunnel there. We exit said tunnel. At a designated spot... SEAL Team 6 swoops in... puts us on one of those inflatable motorboats. We hit the water. We're out of there, on our way to you. If you tried to do this, what would kill you first? - Subfreezing temperatures. - I don't like the cold. - Okay, we wear... - Starvation. Starve to death. You're telling me the CIA doesn't have North Face jackets and Pirate Booty? Cap'n Crunch? - What about Siberian tigers? - What? You're not going to shoot him. Not going to be a bulletproof vest. And nobody is going to know that you had anything to do with this. That's it. That's the plan. - Period. - Okay. Two years later, I come out with my best-selling tell-all: An Unexpected Journey: Dave Skylark's Adventures in North Korea. You can't write a tell-all. We were in an oddly shaped gray room at the CIA Headquarters. - The titillating Agent Lacey... - Stop doing that. - Why? - There's no tell-all. "There's no tell-all," Agent Lacey said. She looked at him. She trembled with rage. - Or was it passion? - Stop it. I just want everybody to know that I know what you did to me.
The Interview
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Hey. - Did they look in your butt? - No, they didn't look! - It's still in there? - Yes!
The Interview
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He's got the package. He has the package. What do I do with it? There are people coming. You have to act now. Secure the package. - What do I do with it? - They're coming towards you. You gotta hide that little missile. I have to hide it somewhere? Where?
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It's the worst part. Trust me on this. Inhale as you do it.