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- Bam! - What kind of porn are you watching? What happens when his guards start firing at you... for killing their leader in front of them? - Good question. - My bulletproof vest... No, you don't have a bulletproof vest. - You don't have one. - I will dodge those bullets. What happens after you escape the compound? I look back over my shoulder, I see Aaron. I grab him by the hand. We run out into the woods. Perhaps there's a secret tunnel there. We exit said tunnel. At a designated spot... SEAL Team 6 swoops in... puts us on one of those inflatable motorboats. We hit the water. We're out of there, on our way to you. If you tried to do this, what would kill you first? - Subfreezing temperatures. - I don't like the cold. - Okay, we wear... - Starvation. Starve to death. You're telling me the CIA doesn't have North Face jackets and Pirate Booty? Cap'n Crunch? - What about Siberian tigers? - What? You're not going to shoot him. Not going to be a bulletproof vest. And nobody is going to know that you had anything to do with this. That's it. That's the plan. - Period. - Okay. Two years later, I come out with my best-selling tell-all: An Unexpected Journey: Dave Skylark's Adventures in North Korea. You can't write a tell-all. We were in an oddly shaped gray room at the CIA Headquarters. - The titillating Agent Lacey... - Stop doing that. - Why? - There's no tell-all. "There's no tell-all," Agent Lacey said. She looked at him. She trembled with rage. - Or was it passion? - Stop it. I just want everybody to know that I know what you did to me.