- And? - And... You're horrible. I hope you like cats. Kidding. Next mission is to talk to 15 guys. Yeah, 15 guys, without completely falling apart, okay? Step five: Take a few hits.
The DUFF
4.2s
Hey, I see you have a reusable bag. You're not listening.
The DUFF
3.3s
Yeah, Matt and I, last cup, boom, hit it. You happy now?
The DUFF
5s
Ooh. Oh. What's that? Oh, my God.
The DUFF
2.3s
- Oh, you're good. - Huh?
The DUFF
1.5s
Hey, Jeffrey.
The DUFF
1.3s
No. Okay.
The DUFF
2.8s
All of them.
The DUFF
3.4s
Dick. That's gross.
The DUFF
2.9s
Oh, wait. Of course it could.
The DUFF
2s
Long day, huh?
The DUFF
6s
Hey, is this seat taken? Oh, you're busy. I'll come back a little later.
The DUFF
46.6s
Attention, students. The halls of our prestigious institution have been compromised by the stench of cyber bullying. It is the stench of ones and zeroes and electronic hardware probably manufactured somewhere in China. But these "YOLO terrorists" will not be tolerated. Malloy High will now be put under Internet martial law. That's right. Each student will be required to turn in their phones to teachers and retrieve at the end of the day until we have gotten to the bottom of this. No more phone. Oh, can you hear me now, jerks? There will be no Vine, no Flickr, no Tumblr, - no Tinder, no Facebook, no Hulu... - Just say no Internet. We get it. ...no Grindr, no WhatsApp, no Instagram, no Pinterest, no wiki anything.
The DUFF
15.8s
What's up, narc? Not only was I the school's most famous DUFF, I was now the least-liked person in it. - Thanks for destroying my life. - I just thought of something funny, and now nobody's gonna know. Hope you're happy. These are useless. It could not have gotten worse.
The DUFF
15.4s
Ugh, they do not clean those mirrors. - Oh, that is awful. - Whatever. Listen, she's the one that ended things with us, Jess. - I love your eyes. They're so... - Just make that go away. - Toby... - Casey, shut the site down now. Okay, fine.
